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jaggedwolf · 11 days ago

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very into the idea of a dwarven rook having half-inaccurate dwarf knowledge if they're from one of the orphan backgrounds.

dwarf!rook out here being like oh it's better if I tank this random lyrium shit instead of one of my non-dwarf buddies, gets KO-ed and confusedly explains this logic only for harding to be like.

rook. you moron.

surface dwarves aren't resistant to lyrium.

#rook: ....what.#harding to dwarf mercar: didn't your parents tell you this???#dwarf mercar: uh. uhh. uhhh. no....?#I think it's extra funny if it only comes up during the veilguard era #bc when it's varric and harding and rook #rook is cluelessly like yeah we're all dwarves there's no difference (so true rook so true)#then once we've recruited some companions the above happens and #harding is like what else does rook not know??? it's time for dwarf 101 crash course #jaggedwolf rambles #mine #datv #dragon age #rook #it's not like you're just running into lyrium all over the place when you're not the protagonist of a dragon age game you know #this misinformation did not use to have an impact on rook's life

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